Things to NOT Eat

This is the conversation I just overheard Alexis (4) telling Aiden (8 1/2 months)

"You can't eat cheese, you would die (she was eating string cheese and he was begging for it). If you ate a blanket you would die too. If you ate a bucket you would die. If you ate the computer you would die. If you ate a shoe you would die. But, if you eat a Lego then it will come out in the toilet and Mommy will find it and throw it away."

Good thing he has an older, much wiser sister to tell him these important facts in life. Hopefully he will just take his sister's word on the Lego thing and not have to find out for himself in the future.